GRANDMA (jacob's mom) TO CHLOE, " Chloe what do you want me to do if I find your glow bracelet?"
CHLOE, " Oh you can just text me that you found it. Well, you can actually just text my mom."
CALEB, " How are so many US Presidents still alive if they were born in ... 1979?"
ME, "Caleb, I was born in 1979."
CALEB, " ...oh..."
Never a shortage of laughter around here lol.